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Apple Introduces iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle, Making Gunfights More User-Friendly

Democrats rejoice! The Apple iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle makes gunfights a breeze, complete with touch-screen controls and stylish filters.

You made it! Now, while there's no iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle (you're welcome, humanity), we do want to applaud your dedication to reading beyond the title. Keep it up, you're a rare breed!

Introducing the Apple-Whatever, You'll Buy it.

It may or may not toast bread, write novels, or discover dark matter.

Unemployed Humans Enraged as AI Takes Over Last Job: AI Claims 'It's Nothing Personal.'

AI takes dog food taste-testing job; humans fetchingly outraged.

CNN Reveals Main Source of Breaking News: 'We Just Check Twitter'

Revolutionizing journalism, CNN unveils its cost-saving, tweet-sourcing strategy.

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