Crime

Biden Accidentally Replaces Border Patrol with Border Collies

In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!

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Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

Biden Supporter Attempts World's Most Ironic Mass Shooting to Prove Need for Gun Control

A shot in the dark: Biden fan's attempt at world's most ironic mass shooting to advocate for gun control leaves everyone baffled. Oops!

"Manhattan Mayhem: Trump Canters into NYC for a Pistols-at-Dawn Showdown with DA Bragg!"

In a dramatic Manhattan showdown, Trump faces off with District Attorney Bragg in a high-stakes, pistols-at-dawn duel, as tensions escalate in the Big Apple!

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