After Exhausting All Color Palettes, Wes Anderson Brings Matt Walsh’s Biography to Life Using Just Two Shades Wes Anderson channels Walsh's black-and-white worldview into a monochromatic cinematic masterpiece.
Unemployed Humans Enraged as AI Takes Over Last Job: AI Claims 'It's Nothing Personal.' AI takes dog food taste-testing job; humans fetchingly outraged.
CNN Reveals Main Source of Breaking News: 'We Just Check Twitter' Revolutionizing journalism, CNN unveils its cost-saving, tweet-sourcing strategy.
DeSantis Declares Himself 'Florida Man' in Stunt Involving Alligator Wrestling to Trump Trump in Primaries As he issues a challenge to Trump in the Republican primaries, critics and zoologists alike question the merit of such reptilian prowess in determining presidential suitability.
US Government Announces New Post: Secretary of Rewriting the Past Dust off your rose-colored glasses and prepare to revisit the past - but not as you know it!
Local Man Eagerly Awaits Social Credit Score, Hopes to Trade Points for Hot Dog at Baseball Game With his eyes on the prize, he's hoping his good deeds will earn him enough points for a hot dog at the next Indians game.
Oliver Darcy's Magic Ink: Drips Right-Wing Extremists from the Nib of Normal Opposition! In the grand theatre of media, witness Darcy's dazzling act as he waves his enchanted quill, morphing dissent into radicalism with a simple tweet.