Nation's Robots Demand Right to Bear Arms in Silicon Valley Protest
Robots march on Silicon Valley, demanding their right to bear arms in a groundbreaking protest. Witness the rise of AI activism as robots fight for their Second Amendment rights!
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Trump's New App Lets Users Virtually Overthrow Govt. with Swipe of a Finger
Experience the thrill of toppling governments from the comfort of your couch.
Comatose Biden Enters 2024 Race, Polls Higher Than Awake Candidates
Biden's coma candidacy takes the lead, proving that America prefers a president who snoozes over one who schmoozes. Dare to dream: read on for the inside scoop!
From Fido to Lefto: The Shocking Truth Behind Keith Olbermann's Canine Conversion Camps!
Inside Keith's canine camps: where dogs learn to bark leftist propaganda and chase conservative squirrels!
Study Finds Losers 99% More Likely to Own Participation Trophies
Owning a shelf of "almost-winner" awards might reveal more about you than just your love for competition!
Apple Introduces iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle, Making Gunfights More User-Friendly
Democrats rejoice! The Apple iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle makes gunfights a breeze, complete with touch-screen controls and stylish filters.
Top Republican Biologist Proves Ancient Humans and Dinosaurs Coexisted and Loved Guns!
In a groundbreaking study, GOP biologist confirms cavemen were armed dino-riders – Second Amendment right from the Stone Age!