Crime

Biden Accidentally Replaces Border Patrol with Border Collies

In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!

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The Rhetoric of "Weird": A Veiled Attack on the LGBTQ+ Community

To understand the implications of labeling Republicans as "weird," it is essential to recognize the historical interplay between the concepts of "weirdness" and queerness.

Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

President Biden dead at 80, Ghost Continues To Stumble on White House Stairs.

Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.

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