Politics

Joe Biden Unveils Plan to Replace All Gas Cars with Ice Cream Trucks

Biden's "Sundae Drive" plan: out with boring cars, in with ice cream trucks! Get ready for a melt-in-your-mouth revolution on the roads.

In today's fast-paced world of clickbait headlines, nobody has the time or the attention span to actually read beyond the first few words, so let's just throw journalistic integrity out the window, shall we? Welcome to the era of "headline-only" news! You are amazing!

The Rhetoric of "Weird": A Veiled Attack on the LGBTQ+ Community

To understand the implications of labeling Republicans as "weird," it is essential to recognize the historical interplay between the concepts of "weirdness" and queerness.

Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

President Biden dead at 80, Ghost Continues To Stumble on White House Stairs.

Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.

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