Biden Accidentally Replaces Border Patrol with Border Collies
In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!
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Biden Supporter Attempts World's Most Ironic Mass Shooting to Prove Need for Gun Control
A shot in the dark: Biden fan's attempt at world's most ironic mass shooting to advocate for gun control leaves everyone baffled. Oops!
EXCLUSIVE: Kamala Harris' Fear of Public Speaking Leads to Alarming Alcohol Abuse
Sources reveal Kamala Harris' battle with alcohol as she struggles to overcome her fear of public speaking, raising concerns over her ability to lead effectively.
Joe Biden Unveils Plan to Replace All Gas Cars with Ice Cream Trucks
Biden's "Sundae Drive" plan: out with boring cars, in with ice cream trucks! Get ready for a melt-in-your-mouth revolution on the roads.
Rainbow Reverence Required: Biden Signs National 'Amazement at Rainbows' Law, Making Apathy a Felony
In a stunning turn of events, President Biden has signed the National 'Amazement at Rainbows' Law, effectively making apathy towards these colorful natural wonders a felony.
"Manhattan Mayhem: Trump Canters into NYC for a Pistols-at-Dawn Showdown with DA Bragg!"
In a dramatic Manhattan showdown, Trump faces off with District Attorney Bragg in a high-stakes, pistols-at-dawn duel, as tensions escalate in the Big Apple!
Trump Cuffed: From the White House to the Big House – A Tale of Presidential Wristwear!
Explore the journey of Trump's wristwear, as we delve into his transition from the luxurious timepieces of the White House to the handcuffs of the Big House.