Politics

Rainbow Reverence Required: Biden Signs National 'Amazement at Rainbows' Law, Making Apathy a Felony

In a stunning turn of events, President Biden has signed the National 'Amazement at Rainbows' Law, effectively making apathy towards these colorful natural wonders a felony.

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The Rhetoric of "Weird": A Veiled Attack on the LGBTQ+ Community

To understand the implications of labeling Republicans as "weird," it is essential to recognize the historical interplay between the concepts of "weirdness" and queerness.

Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts

We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.

President Biden dead at 80, Ghost Continues To Stumble on White House Stairs.

Biden's presidency continues to trip up over familiar obstacles.

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