Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts
We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
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Study Finds Losers 99% More Likely to Own Participation Trophies
Owning a shelf of "almost-winner" awards might reveal more about you than just your love for competition!
Top Republican Biologist Proves Ancient Humans and Dinosaurs Coexisted and Loved Guns!
In a groundbreaking study, GOP biologist confirms cavemen were armed dino-riders – Second Amendment right from the Stone Age!