Introducing the Apple-Whatever, You'll Buy it.
It may or may not toast bread, write novels, or discover dark matter.
Technology
Unemployed Humans Enraged as AI Takes Over Last Job: AI Claims 'It's Nothing Personal.'
AI takes dog food taste-testing job; humans fetchingly outraged.
CNN Reveals Main Source of Breaking News: 'We Just Check Twitter'
Revolutionizing journalism, CNN unveils its cost-saving, tweet-sourcing strategy.
Nation's Robots Demand Right to Bear Arms in Silicon Valley Protest
Robots march on Silicon Valley, demanding their right to bear arms in a groundbreaking protest. Witness the rise of AI activism as robots fight for their Second Amendment rights!
Apple Introduces iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle, Making Gunfights More User-Friendly
Democrats rejoice! The Apple iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle makes gunfights a breeze, complete with touch-screen controls and stylish filters.