Mattel Shakes Up Doll Market with Communist Barbie: Hammer and Sickle Sold Separately, Profits Shared Equally
"Communist Barbie: Collectivizing playtime one dreamhouse at a time.
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Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts
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Uncle Sam Shows His True Colors: Pride Flag Takes Star-Spangled Spotlight at Military Funeral
Introducing the Apple-Whatever, You'll Buy it.
Crime
Biden Accidentally Replaces Border Patrol with Border Collies
In a classic Biden gaffe, border collies are now sniffing out tacos instead of smugglers. Talk about paws for alarm!
Biden Supporter Attempts World's Most Ironic Mass Shooting to Prove Need for Gun Control
"Manhattan Mayhem: Trump Canters into NYC for a Pistols-at-Dawn Showdown with DA Bragg!"
Trump Cuffed: From the White House to the Big House – A Tale of Presidential Wristwear!
Donald Trump's Mugshot: A Towering Tale of Tresses and Tan Lines!
Entertainment
Mattel Shakes Up Doll Market with Communist Barbie: Hammer and Sickle Sold Separately, Profits Shared Equally
"Communist Barbie: Collectivizing playtime one dreamhouse at a time.
After Exhausting All Color Palettes, Wes Anderson Brings Matt Walsh’s Biography to Life Using Just Two Shades
Mr. Beast Goes Rogue, Funds 1,000 Teen Abortions!
Technology
Introducing the Apple-Whatever, You'll Buy it.
It may or may not toast bread, write novels, or discover dark matter.
Unemployed Humans Enraged as AI Takes Over Last Job: AI Claims 'It's Nothing Personal.'
CNN Reveals Main Source of Breaking News: 'We Just Check Twitter'
Nation's Robots Demand Right to Bear Arms in Silicon Valley Protest
Apple Introduces iPhone AR-15 Smart Rifle, Making Gunfights More User-Friendly
Science
Librarians Stunned as Hunter Biden’s Cocaine Outperforms Bestsellers in Weekly Checkouts
We've had to implement a new section in our checkout system just to keep up with the accidental cocaine findings.
Study Finds Losers 99% More Likely to Own Participation Trophies
